In the FunnyOrDie.com sketch, "Tom Brady's Wicked Accent," the New England Patriots quarterback is harassed by a clueless sporting goods store employee (played by "Community" star David Neher) who sees Brady not as a hugely famous athlete but instead a guy with a nearly indecipherable Boston accent.
The high point comes when Brady -- who seems to have taken some acting classes since his own "SNL" stint in 2005 (definitely Gisele's idea) -- snaps when asked if he'd like a glass of "wahhh-tah" or baked beans:
"No, you know why? Because I'm not from Boston! I'm from California!" said Brady, who's also mistaken for Matt Damon by customers. "I'm a native Californian, I went to Michigan, now I play for New England! I'm the (expletive deleted) quarterback, you moron!"
He then proceeds to physically assault the store employee. Obviously, you're going to watch this now.