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Andy Dalton is the husband your wife wants you to be

As we noted earlier, today is Valentine's Day. You know who's fully plugged in on this, the most romantic of all holidays? Andy Dalton.

Big Red out here making all of us look bad.

Dalton isn't flippant about this marriage thing. Back during the Bengals' Hard Knocks season in the summer of 2013, our first image of the quarterback came via a shared pilates session between Dalton and his love, Jordan. Jay Gruden, then the Bengals' offensive coordinator, relentlessly teased Dalton for wearing a rubber wedding ring on the field.

Andy Dalton is in love. He doesn't care who knows it ... and it makes him a threat to us all.