Bundchen, normally a delight, became a postgame subplot after dropping an A-bomb on New England's receivers in a critical tirade that suggested Brady was stuck doing it all for the Pats against New York.
"My husband cannot (expletive) throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time," Bundchen said. "I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
If Bundchen listens, it will mark the first time an elite supermodel has taken career advice from Osi Umenyiora, moving us swiftly into strange times.
Here's the meeting we're waiting for: An icy, brass tacks one-on-one with Gisele sitting across from Bill Belichick. On tape and immediately released to YouTube. Please let this happen.