Von Miller did it. Many tried, but there could be only one.
The Broncos linebacker has the most ridiculous cleats, in this, The Year Of The Ridiculous Cleats.
Behold!
The view from above ...
Unfortunately, these were just pregame cleats. (Yes, that's right -- "pre-game cleats" is a normal thing now.) One could imagine wearing these in the actual game would trigger an immediate lifetime ban with multiple Ted Wells reports.