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Troy Polamalu has 'contusion of the birth certificate'

Troy Polamalu missed work on Sunday. Here's why:

Initially puzzled, we've now caught up: Polamalu is old.

The Pittsburgh Steelers just want to keep their star safety healthy, meaning Polamalu, at 32, will be given plenty of rest. As for Steelers coach Mike Tomlin, we approve widely of his decision to join Twitter, if it means we get more ... of this: