New England Patriots tight end Martellus Bennett on the nature of celebrity, in three parts:
Part I: In Which Our Eccentric Hero Attempts To Praise A Basketball Legend
Part II: In Which Our Eccentric Hero Realizes His Praise Of A Basketball Legend Has Been Misconstrued By Some
Part III: In Which Our Eccentric Hero Pivots Out Of His Wistful Basketball Legend Memory With Recollections Of Other Celebrity Encounters
Epilogue: In Which Our Eccentric Hero Recalls One Other Cool Thing That Happened This One Time
Fin.