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Like/dislike: Practicing better judgment

What we are talking about:

  • Cam Newton

A pretty good start

  • Andrew Luck

Numbers not good

  • Road House

Come on, Hollywood

The world was much different in 2003. Bryan Cranston was the bumbling, but loveable dad on "Malcolm in the Middle". Limp Bizkit was still playing on our radios (not in an ironic way). And Jessica Simpson delighted us with her realization that tuna actually lived in the ocean. (And there could be a Tony Romo joke here, too, but I'm above all of that. Consider it a Thanksgiving treat.)

It was also the last time the Lions won a football game on Thanksgiving. And do you want to know who the coach was back then? Steve Mariucci.

And to take it one step further, Black Friday was actually on Friday back in 2003. When did it become cool for department stores to open up at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving? Those of you who went to those stores last night should be ashamed. Forget that you neglected your family and the glow of a post-Thanksgiving meal. You're also making those poor workers leave their families so you can get an extra 20 percent off at Kohl's.

And here's the news flash, there will still be (expletive) for you to buy throughout the holiday season. Or better yet, you should go to NFLShop.com and get your loved ones some gear from their favorite football team. In fact, I just got my bride, Rosie McGee, some cool NFL gear and nobody had to leave the dinner table to fulfill my order. So come on folks, have a heart on this holiday weekend.

Oh, and I think I had a point here, too. Well it's this. The Lions are back. That was good. The Packers aren't as bad as you think. Seriously, were Joe and Troy really debating if the Packers would be better off with Rodgers as opposed to having a quarterback who was cut by the Raiders and Bills this season? Was this seriously a topic? I'm not saying the Packers would have won the game if Rodgers was available. But I think they do better than the 13 yards the team gained Thursday. (Or whatever the total was, I had already switched over to the Cal State Fullerton hoops game.)

Tony Romo looked great in Dallas, though he needs to be a little more selfish near the goal-line. Just one touchdown during this game? How dare you!

John Harbaugh got off the line of the night when he asked if Mike Tomlin was going to be credited with a tackle.

But I think I've said too much here. So in honor of the Lions first win since 2003, I'm going to immerse myself in a "Charmed" marathon and put on a red Yankees cap.

Who else do I like and dislike this week? Let's proceed in what our homepage editor Patrick Crawley called the best use of a soap box in world history. Or something like that.

A big hand to stats mavens Bill "Sudsy" Sudell and Careen Falcone for dropping the knowledge.

And without further ado ...

Peyton Manning is going to have a monster season. Red-assed from losing the Super Bowl, he's going to make overmatched regular-season opponents feel it this year.

Don't let history dissuade you from taking Manning, either. The NFL is in a new era of unprecedented offense and records seemingly unbreakable a decade ago are now being shattered by pretty much everybody.

But let's be honest, you don't need me to tell you to take Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees and Tom Brady. Well, maybe you need a little convincing on Brady.

Tom Brady has thrown a interception or less in 17 consecutive games. He thrown more than two picks in a game only once in his last 105 games. The big thing with Brady is he played last year with a bunch of curtain-jerker, anonymous receivers. And yet he was still productive.

Although it seemed to hurt his Madden rating has he checked-in with a 93 for the coming season. (Peyton is a 98, which is nice when you have Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker, Julius Thomas and the rest of the Broncos receiving corps.)

No quarterback had his receivers drop more balls than Brady had last year. The guy behind him in that category was Lions QB Matthew Stafford.

A big reason why is Golden Tate who is absolutely underrated as a pass-catcher. He seemingly never dropped a pass last season and he's going to be a PPR maven for the Lions.

Stafford had 235 passing yards or less in his last four games. A little worrisome, except he had gone over 235 passing yards in 25 of his previous 26 games. He'll be fine.

Andrew Luck always seems to fly under the radar in most fantasy circles, and it never ceases to amaze me. Not only a great passer, but also nine career rushing touchdowns.

And the addition of Hakeem Nicks could be sneaky good for Luck, even though he still continues to throw a few too many interceptions for my taste. Must be a Colts QB thing, right?

I've been on the fence about Nick Foles. I mean, he was so good last year there is no way he can go another season with throwing just two picks right? That was my stance earlier in the offseason, but that just seems incredibly short-sided. Foles has a full year under his belt with Chip Kelly's system and is it conceivable he'll be even better this year? Seriously.

If the NFL was like the WWE, it would find a way to thwart Chip Kelly and the Eagles offense similarly to the way the E squashes anybody who has momentum after WrestleMania. Namely Cesaro who was super-over after WM30 and then unjustly given to Paul Heyman to put him in a weird tweener role which really didn't suit him.

ImageAnd don't get me started on Bray Wyatt. Dude shouldn't have lost to John Cena in New Orleans. And he surely shouldn't have put over Jericho clean recently. Unless this ends up with Wyatt being able to make a converter out of the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, then I officially have no (expletive) clue with what they are doing.

Matt Forte had more than 100 scrimmage yards in 12 of his last 15 games. The reason? The Bears started to get more and more into Marc Trestman's offense. So wait, Kelly is Cesaro and Trestman is Wyatt. Is that right?

LeSean McCoy had at least 100 scrimmage yards in his last seven games. Seven of his nine rushing touchdowns came in games where he had at least 20 attempts.

Darren Sproles led NFL running backs with 6.6 yards-per-touch last year. Don't think that's going to change in Kelly's offense. It's only going to get better. Much better.

Andre Ellington was second with 6.5 yards-per-touch. He ranked 24th in yards-per-game. But more than 20 percent of his rush attempts went for at least 10 yards, best in the NFL.

Ryan Mathews had at least 100 rushing yards in six of his last 11 games. He had reached the century mark just five times in the previous 43 games. But he's been a top fantasy performer more times than not, even if he doesn't play on third down.

Woodhead also led the league with 19 red-zone receptions last year. He's a PPR champ.

Jamaal Charles led running backs in targets (104), receiving yards (693) and receiving touchdowns (seven). But the ChargersDanny Woodhead was second in all of those categories.

Le'Veon Bell's 212 touches over the last nine weeks of 2013 tied him with Forte for the most in the league.

Two guys I've had to change my tune on over the last couple of weeks: Eddie Lacy and Montee Ball. Here's the thing, you need to adapt or perish. Don't worry about taking in new information and getting a new perspective.

The Packers sound like a team that will pound the (expletive) out of Lacy and he's on the verge of being a 400-touch running back if the Packers make an extended playoff run.

Ball has also started to sound like the man in Denver and it seems he will be afforded every opportunity to win the job. Something I wasn't so sure about weeks ago. But make sure you have his handcuff be it Ronnie Hillman or C.J. Anderson (who I loved at Cal). But it really does look like they are going to give Ball every chance to succeed. And hell, if you want to take a chance, go for it.

Gio Bernard looks good to go in Cincinnati. Especially if they run the ball a lot under Hue Jackson, as expected. But make sure you have Jeremy Hill on your roster. I'm convinced he could be a flex guy, even with Gio getting the first crack.

But if you're weary about Hill because of this questionable tattoo, totally understand.

Devonta Freeman is another must-have handcuff on your roster. He's going to carry some people to fantasy titles this year. Not to sound like one of those hacky newspaper reporters who say (expletive) like, if Freeman doesn't get 200 touches I'll eat my hat; but if he doesn't, I'll purchase some of those John Cena shoes from K-Mart and wear them on NFL Network.

Hey remember when Michael Turner first went to Atlanta? Wait, you don't? How old are you kid? Sheesh. But Toby Gerhart is going to be that guy. Again, not to be that guy, but if Gerhart isn't a top-10 fantasy RB (barring injury) I'll say the Limp Bizket is superior to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Rashad Jennings had four runs of at least 20 yards last year. The same number the Giants had last season.

I am going to draft Terrance West way too high in my fantasy leagues. You are warned.

I understand the hesitance because West was on the non-injured PUP list or something like that. It all sounds very scientific. But don't let that dissuade you. This should show you why you need to be patient through the training camp. Let this thing play out. But I truly believe West is going to be the man.

I teased the Jets fans Chris Johnson wasn't interested in their squad. I was wrong, and believe he will be fantasy relevant this year.

And it really goes against my creed of not relying on the familiar names, but there's something brewing with this Jets team.

When Jerry Jones gives a "vote of confidence" to Jason Garrett, what he's saying is, "Jason is safe until Rex Ryan is fired."

Bill Parcells compared Khiry Robinson to Curtis Martin last year during the playoffs. I hope Sean Payton gets his stuff together with the running game. Because it's hard to trust Saints runners.

Zac Stacy, too. I don't believe for a moment he's in danger of losing his gig. I mean, you know who his quarterback is, right?

All right, all right. Receiver time. We all know you take Calvin Johnson, Demaryius Thomas, Dez Bryant and all of the obvious guys. I'm not against you enthusiasts taking a WR in the first round. Or if you want to go Jimmy Graham, too. He's a marvel.

ImageSpeaking of Marvel, I don't read their books or anything but I've really started going all-in on their movies. (When you have nieces and nephews into that stuff, hard to avoid.) Captain America: The Winter Soldier was amazing. The latest Spiderman was really good, too. Sorry to spoil the Gwen Stacey stuff but even I knew that. However, my pick for the summer is Guardians of the Galaxy which looks amazing.

And it goes without saying I will boo Batista every time he shows up on the screen. I did it when he showed up on the trailer.

Julian Edelman led the NFL with 53 receptions and was third with 92.7 yards per game over the last six weeks of the season.

Cordarrelle Patterson had the most fantasy points among receivers over the last four weeks of the fantasy season.

Pierre Garcon had at least 10 targets in each of the last 10 games. His 182 targets and 113 receptions led the NFL.

DeSean Jackson led the Eagles with 125 targets. A lot of those targets will go to Darren Sproles, who isn't the downfield threat, but he's going to get his chances. Jordan Matthews is worth a look, too.

Eric Decker ranked third in the NFL with 23 red zone targets. He's going to be targeted every time the Jets get near the end zone.

I would rather have Jordy Nelson over Julio. Nelson is a favorite of our film maven, Chris Wessling. Yes, he's the guy who did the rankings over at Roto World for a while. He now works for us and can be heard on the Around the League podcast.

Rookie receivers don't do a whole lot on average, but Mike Evans could have a Keenan Allen-like first year in the league. The big reason is he has Vincent Jackson drawing attention.

Robert Woods will benefit from the Bills moves in the draft. He too will benefit from those guys who line up near him.

DeAndre Hopkins is ready for a major breakout. He was good at the beginning of last season and then fell off. But remember, that was directly related to the QB. And yes, I know Ryan Fitzpatrick is his QB. But I like him more than most.

If I could Dr. Frankenstein the perfect quarterback, it would be Peyton during the regular season and Eli Manning during the postseason. Archie's probably thought a lot about this.

Eli Manning had a touchdown pass or less in 13 of 16 games in 2013, and more TDs than interceptions in a game just three times. His touchdown passes declined for the third consecutive year.

By the same token, nobody was going to even think about taking Eli Manning or a guy like Joe Flacco but sometimes I feel like I have to say these things.

Cam Newton worries me, though. I have confidence in a guy like Brady to overcome an obstacle like not having any (expletive) receivers. I'm not so convinced Cam can do it. And I like Cam a lot. I felt bad for him not winning the Madden cover vote. He's a legit gamer.

I like Russell, but I would not have given him the same rating as Brady in Madden. He does a lot of nice things. There isn't anybody who has a better feel for when to extend the pocket and when to tuck it and just book it for the first-down marker.

Wilson has also had to do it with a lot of receivers who have remained anonymous until Super Bowl 48. And he still finished eighth in fantasy points last year.

Wilson will also have (hopefully) a full season with Harvin this year. All right, I might have to reconsider his fantasy rating, but not his Madden one.

One more Wilson note, has passed for more than 300 yards just twice in 32 career starts. I don't think Brees has thrown for less than 300 yards in a game, like ever. All right, maybe a slight exaggeration.

Robert Griffin III had six rushing touchdowns in his first six NFL games. He has only one in his next 22 games, including none last year. I'm a little more worried.

I'm truly hopeful RG3 can rebound from the disaster of Mike Shanahan, enemy of the fantasy enthusiasts. But RG3 should always be viewed as more of a plan B in your drafts.

ImageAs Triple H has always said, there's always a Plan B. Let's just hope RG3 can be as good as Seth Rollins, though he did suffer what might or might not have been a legit knee injury recently. I mean, the lack of a match against Dean Ambrose leads me to believe perhaps Rollins was hurt for reals. Which is hope not, because I've been a fan back to his Tyler Black days.

ImageAnd then there's plan C, Brock Lesnar. Oh man, wrestling marks are the best. There is no way Lesnar is going to beat John Cena at Summer Slam. It just can't happen. When the company gets all panicky, they put the belt on Cena so he can continue to sell shoes at K-Mart. And if you're an adult who wears a pair of these, shame on you. But forget the fantasy booking; Cena is winning this thing again. It's inevitable.

I know I'm just jumping around now but the Panthers were the only playoff team without a 1,000-yard runner or receiver. I love my guy DeAngelo Williams. I mean, I sat in the fifth-row at WrestleMania XXX because of him and Gary Barnidge, but dang Carolina.

I wish the Panthers would just establish DeAngelo Williams as the top running back or at least allow him to run the ball near the end zone. I mean, is Ron Rivera Bud Kilmer to DeAngelo's Wendell Brown?

For the record, I do like McCoy in the coming season. I don't like that he dogged me and didn't pick me to be on his Call of Duty team during a Microsoft even during the offseason. Even though he was totally justified because I'm terrible at Call of Duty, it was a little bit hurtful.

Pierre Thomas led the Saints with 549 rushing yards last year. No Saints player has rushed for at least 800 yards since Deuce McAllister in 2006.

Pour one out for Tim Cornett who was cut by the Arizona Cardinals very early.

Mathews always get harangued for being an injury-prone running back. And yet, people are all too happy to run out and draft Arian Foster in the first-round. I love his Twitter feed. He's hilarious if not insightful. But again, you're taking a huge risk with this dude.

Marshawn Lynch had more than 400 touches during the Seahawks run to the Super Bowl. Look what that kind of abuse ended up doing to Ray Rice last season. Lynch is no longer a first-round running back for me anymore.

And now it looks like Lynch could be a training camp holdout. Hey remember that one time when a running back held out of camp and he went on to have an amazing season? Oh yeah, that never (expletive) happens. Remember this when you draft Seahawks. This is why nobody repeats any more. Mother of pearl.

He's all about that inaction, boss! Yeah, sorry about that.

I would look towards a wide receiver at the end of the first-round if all of the big guns (the big four as it were) were still available. There are all sorts of risk with guys like Lynch to be sure

ImageRice had more than 75 rushing yards only once last year. He topped 75 rushing yards 25 times in 48 games from 2010-12. Just if you're looking for justification to not draft Rice this year. I mean, not to get on my pulpit (in my pulpit?), but I do have some sort of moral clause on my team. If you're busted for weed, you've still got a spot. But what Rice did, no.

The question of the summer on Twitter (follow me, please? I'm not too good to beg) was why is Andy Dalton rated so low after he finished fifth in fantasy points last year.

Well, the Bengals are expected to run the ball a ton. Hue Jackson wants to take the heat of Dalton this season. Seems reasonable.

Remember when I said Steven Jackson would be a fantasy MVP last year and he made me look like a donkey? Damn, I was adamant. However, in my defense, SJax was money in Week 15 which probably saved a bunch of us. I know it saved me in the expert's league.

But yeah, we're pretty much done with Steven Jackson here. He has the name recognition you like and people feel comfortable with him. But why do this to yourself? It's like going to see a Johnny Depp movie because you know his name and you liked him in the past. But then you mention "The Lone Ranger" and you're like, oh yeah, he's not so good any more.

But yeah, that "21 Jump Street" movie was awesome, though. I know he had just a minor part, but he was good.

Man, people are way too hyper on Ben Tate. Even if you don't thing West is worth anything, or you're scared because you never saw him play in college, don't be. Why waste a third-round pick on a guy who is going to be in the most hotly-contested running back battle of the summer? It's an act of lunacy.

Plus there have been a number of former NFL executives and NFL scouts who straight-up laughed when I asked about Tate. This isn't me, the NFL Noob, just throwing around bull feces. There are legitimate concerns by dudes who did actual drafting and stuff.

To me, West, Hill, Freeman and some of the other names you see on the left have as much of a chance as Tate to being a top running back. I just don't want you guys to draft Tate and be all bummed when he's not good.

Trent Richardson averaged less than three-yards per carry in 12 games with the Colts last year. If you've entertained the thought of going after him in your draft, you might as well use a pick on Batman because he's just as likely to be a great running back. And yes, Richardson is on my "never draft list" after last season. Its' way too soon for that.

ImageIf the St. Louis FC relocates to Los Angeles next year, it really needs to do something about Sam Bradford. I mean really, he's got future career backup written all over him.

The tough part for Los Angeles, I mean St. Louis, is it will be just decent enough to fall in the middle of the draft next season. Which will keep them out of the running for some of the top quarterbacks who will go at the top of the draft. Though it might have to pull an RG3-like deal next year.

The Birds are going to take that division. Wait, there are two birds in that division. Hmm, maybe I'll take the easy way out and just say Birds and you can read into what you will.

Just kidding, I'm talking about the Cardinals. They will win. And the Cards should be the defense you target this year. The Cards D will be this year's Chiefs. Just don't drop them in Week 3 like I did last year.

Julio Jones broke a screw in his foot. It's been repaired and he's slowly come along in practice. But I'm not going to reach for him in drafts. Way too many comparable choices.

Reggie Wayne is one of those names that people value and a guy that your friend who doesn't follow football all that much will draft.

Hakeem Nicks had 27 TDs in 51 games from 2009 to 2012. He hasn't scored a touchdown in the 18 games since. I feel like there should be an Eli Manning joke here.

The Colts are on the verge of being a Saints-like team that scores a ton of points, but you can only trust the QB. Which kills me!

I'm going to pass on Wes Welker this season. He's had some injury concerns and Peyton is going to spread the ball around way too much this season. DT and JT seem poised to be some of the top at their respective positions. Somebody in your draft is going to over-value Welker because of his name. Don't be that guy.

Mike Wallace sort of falls into that category as well as a name you can't trust. Plus there seems to be something wrong with the Dolphins so I'm out. I feel like the Bills and Jets will be better this season.

And there's not a Dolphins RB I like this year. Not even you, Knowshon Moreno.

Sammy Watkins continues to make circus-like catches in Bills camp. But don't get caught up into the hype too much. This is where too much coverage can be a detriment.

Andre Johnson has no touchdowns in 16 of his last 18 games. His 181 targets were second in the NFL. But dude's not getting into the end zone. Hell, he's barely interested in playing in Houston.

For the record, you can submit your fantasy questions to NFL Fantasy Live, Michael Fabiano or me on Twitter. But realize, NFL Fantasy Live has 120,000 followers, and Fabiano has 150,000. Me? Just four. See, the odds are better I will answer your question, so hit me up both via Twitter or via Facebook. And if you follow him on Sundays, he'll quote "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" and then it's game on! Although, it's tough to catch me on Facebook. Twitter is your go-to."