Doug Marrone was one win away from coaching in last year's big game.
Let this simmer for just a moment. Over 104 million Americans watched the Super Bowl last year; some for the game, some for commercials, some to watch Justin Timberlake at halftime.
Out of sheer spite, Marrone was not among viewers like you. Admire the man's dedication; question his football-viewing decisions.
"I just sit down and drink some beer and be miserable," he told Volin. "I just don't want to go through the season again in my mind of not being there."
Until his team earns it, Marrone will continue to be salty -- and not because of wings, chips, and dip. The man is missing out.