Offensive line guru. Licensed pilot. Accomplished musician. Amateur magician.
Browns assistant Bob Wylie is somehow all of these things -- and now he's a 'Hard Knocks' legend, too.
HBO Sports' cameras introduced us to the Browns' offensive line coach, mid-rant, sharing his NSFW thoughts on stretching. Spoiler alert: He really does not like to limber up.
He doesn't like parking attendants who take his white Maserati for a joyride, either.
It begs the question... what does Bob Wylie like? Well the answer, my friends, is found in this deck of cards. Or at a drum set. Or both.
That's right. According to this Winnipeg Free Press footage from Wylie's CFL days, he's the rare offensive line coach/magician/drummer triple threat.
Shall we continue? According to his bio on ClevelandBrowns.com, Wylie also is a licensed pilot and a consultant for EA Sports' Madden franchise. Get you an O-line coach who can do both.
So he flies. He drums. He does card tricks and drives a white Maserati around Cleveland. But Wylie's first passion is teaching big men how to move other big men -- and he's done that job for 25 NFL seasons.
Give Bob Wylie his 'Hard Knocks' spin-off now, please. We need more.