In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she ... well ... let's have her explain.
"Whoever is this year's Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night ... alone ... with me," she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). "And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant."
Unless you're Kenneth Parcell from "30 Rock," you should be able to figure out what she's insinuating here.
(Hint: It's not backgammon at Washington Square Park.)
Is this a fake? Perhaps. But just in case, beware of this Mrs. Irrelevant succubus on the loose in Gotham.