Listen up, free-spending drivers of the U.S. economy: If you're in the market for somebody else's pants and have the equivalent of a healthy car down payment to burn, sweet Tebow, do we have a deal for you!
eBay, which apparently still exists, currently has a posting on its site that gives you the chance to buy the ballyhooed Broncos quarterback's game-worn pants for $4,999.99.
We live in a strange world.
The item description claims the pants were worn by then-rookie Tebow on Nov. 14, 2010, in a game against the Kansas City Chiefs. Tebow threw his first career touchdown pass that day to fullback Spencer Larsen in a 49-29 victory.
The seller -- who has a sterling 100 percent positive feedback rating -- adds that the pants have "multiple hit marks, stains, and tears." We might need further clarification on said stains before making any financial commitment.