You can't go home again, they say. Especially if you're Albert Haynesworth.
"Which one?" he asked, drawing a blank.
That would be the 350-pound, seven-Excedrin headache who almost single-handedly rolled the Redskins off the rails last season.
"Oh, was that a setup? That was a softball pitch," Shanahan told The Associated Press. "I'm going 'Man, usually I get most of those. Two-time All-Pro's been cut, I usually can remember that.' "
No problem, coach. We'd understand if Shanahan data wiped any recollection of the ultra-cranky behemoth.
Indeed, Shanahan said so much, adding "Now I know why I forgot."
Besides, this highly awkward reunion won't go down.