Gronk's quest for a meaningful romantic relationship recently landed him on "The Choice," a dating show that pairs up celebrities with available women.
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During the show, one contestant pitches herself to Gronk and the gang by touting her ability to speak English, Spanish, Italian and Arabic. (Something here causes one guy to spin around in his swivel chair, pumping his fist -- it's one of those deals.)
She follows with this modest gem: "You wouldn't guess by looking at me, but I'm actually still a virgin."
Gronk was successful with women on the show, according to reports. One contestant labeled the tight end a "frat boy," but that shouldn't sidetrack Gronk's search for Mrs. Right, invariably a woman fired up to spend her days laundering Zubaz pants and cleaning up after his endless string of non-scientist brothers.