It's not our intended goal to make you feel like a cast member of "Mike & Molly" while studying this photo of LaRon Landry, though we suppose it might have that effect.
Landry's marvelous physique also offers a glimpse into the complex nature of physiology. Landry might look like the prototype of professional athleticism, but a lingering left Achilles' tendon injury has wrecked each of his last two seasons. He's set to become a free agent next month.
Of course, you can argue getting this yoked actually might have a detrimental effect on a football player in terms of speed, flexibility and quickness, though we'll let Landry be the judge when to put down the dumbbells.
But enough of that. Look at this guy. Throw some green body paint on him and you have yourself a Marvel superhero.
Let's all go to the gym.