Each week, the Around The League writer with the worst record in picks has to write our introduction. This week, that man is Marc Sessler.
Here I am again, writing the intro.
Why?
Because forest animals are picking games better than I am.
Toddlers, factory men and the housewives of Hackensack know who will win on Sundays -- I, apparently, do not.
Now to this week's picks:
DOLPHINS AT BILLS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
Team ATL probably is aware that Bills QB Thad Lewis -- who will start Sunday -- beat the Dolphins in Week 7.
SAINTS AT PANTHERS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
  Dan Hanzus
Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
VIKINGS AT BENGALS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
  Vikings' form in the previous five games: W-L-W-T-L.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
BRONCOS AT TEXANS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
Could fans be witnessing the end of the Matt Schaub era in Houston?
TITANS AT JAGUARS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Chris Wesseling
Dan Hanzus, Marc Sessler
COLTS AT CHIEFS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
 This is a potential wild-card game preview.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
BROWNS AT JETS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Marc Sessler
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Chris Wesseling
BUCCANEERS AT RAMS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
Only drama remaining for Bucs is the job status of Greg Schiano.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
COWBOYS AT REDSKINS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
GIANTS AT LIONS (Sun., 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX)
Speaking of dumpster fires ...
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
CARDINALS AT SEAHAWKS (Sun., 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX)
Cardinals' mad dash toward the playoffs likely will bonk in Seattle.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
PATRIOTS AT RAVENS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS)
Gregg Rosenthal
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
STEELERS AT PACKERS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal
Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
RAIDERS AT CHARGERS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS)
Raiders now have 11 consecutive seasons without a winning record. That seems like a lot.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
BEARS AT EAGLES (Sun., 8:30 p.m. ET, NBC)
Dan Hanzus, Chris Wesseling
Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler
FALCONS AT 49ERS (Mon., 8:40 p.m. ET, ESPN)
True or false: This is a rematch of last year's NFC Championship Game.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
Week 15 record
Chris Wesseling: 10-6
Gregg Rosenthal: 9-7
Dan Hanzus: 8-8
Kevin Patra: 8-8
Marc Sessler: 6-10
Season record
Gregg Rosenthal: 151-72
Chris Wesseling: 146-77
Kevin Patra: 142-81
Dan Hanzus: 136-87
Marc Sessler: 131-92
First-place finishes
Chris Wesseling: 6
Kevin Patra: 5
Gregg Rosenthal: 5
Marc Sessler: 3
Dan Hanzus: 1
Last-place finishes
Marc Sessler: 6
Dan Hanzus: 3
Kevin Patra: 4
Gregg Rosenthal: 2
Chris Wesseling: 2
Hero picks*
Gregg Rosenthal: 10
Dan Hanzus: 5
Marc Sessler: 5
Kevin Patra: 3
Chris Wesseling: 3
* Only person to pick a game right.
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