Were the Jacksonville Jaguars thinking outside the box when they drafted a punter in the third round? Or were they just out of their minds?
Anger might have to average 65 yards per punt for the next, oh, 15 years to make the Jaguars look smart. Every shank, every pooch that skips into the end zone, every flailing tackle attempt will lead to the same inevitable commentary.
"They wasted a third-round pick on this?"
Not exactly an envious position to be in, but Anger is taking it all in stride.
Anger's brother sent him the story.
"At first I was like, 'What the heck is going on?' " Anger said. "But I read through the rest and realized it was a big joke. It was funny, comical. I was laughing. My brother said, 'Should we be concerned about this?' And he was cracking up, so it's all right."
There are several money lines in The Onion piece, but I think my favorite fictional quote is the closer: