But not this guy.
"Have you heard of the Internet?" she asked the poor fellow, as cameras rolled.
"Yeah," he said, " ... I gotta get one game ticket, and that's it."
Surrounded by scattered camping gear and low-grade rations, our friend recalled a better time, when Titans fans gathered for a fortnight beforehand to purchase tickets. Those days are over, but our drowsy friend wasn't budging with the times. "Never," he said. "I'll do this when I'm in my 60s."
His game of choice? A Week 7 tilt against the San Francisco 49ers. Here's hoping it brings him a smile.