Two months later, we have our answer.
"I'm really excited to start this new journey in my life in San Diego," Te'o told reporters at the team's training complex. "(I'm) just excited to help us win a Super Bowl."
Te'o took time to thank the Chargers for "allowing me to fulfill my dream," and when asked to name who he planned to emulate on the field, he said, "First and foremost, it starts with Junior Seau and Ray Lewis.
"My expectations are just to come in and do what I do," Te'o said. "And that's study film, prepare, work hard and do my best to help this team win."
Te'o was asked more than once about his poor showing against Alabama in the BCS National Championship Game, and he said he's learned "not to get so caught up in the moment.
"Obviously it's a game that I'd love to have back," Te'o said, "but I think I had a very successful collegiate career and hopefully (will) have that much success in the NFL."
On the heels of his awkward "Catfishing" scandal, Te'o said voyaging to unfriendly NFL stadiums (read: the Oakland Raiders' delightful "Black Hole") won't be an issue.
"After the couple months I've been through, I'm pretty prepared," said Te'o, who intimated that the Chargers didn't seem to care about the phantom-girlfriend narrative.
"As an organization, you do all your research on every player," Chargers coach Mike McCoy told NFL Network. "Through the in-depth research we've done, it was not going to be an issue to us."
After an offseason flush with off-field distractions, Te'o sounded eager to put the white noise of the winding, invasive draft process in the rear-view mirror once and for all.
"It's the next chapter of my life," Te'o said. " ... I'm just normal. Just like everybody else."