Here's how you lose a game in under 60 seconds:
Step 2: On first down, call a running play without the running back knowing. Have quarterback Mark Sanchez run into the backside of offensive lineman Brandon Moore, fall down, fumble, then watch Patriots safety Steve Gregory return the ball 32 yards for a score. This might have been the defining play of the Sanchez era. We can't wait to see the cover of the New York Post on Friday.