And now a vacation opportunity that promises either great joy or infinite sadness.
This $6,999 package -- brought to our attention by The Dallas Morning News -- includes roundtrip airfare (out of Dallas only), lodging at an all-inclusive five-star resort, a meet-and-greet with the cheerleaders and a group dinner with staff and guests.
Best of all, you get the opportunity to sit in on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Swimsuit Fashion Show. This is likely your best opportunity for "babe watching," guys.
As of publish time, one person has purchased this package. If you need a buddy, you have two days left to get on board. The big party is April 7 to 10.