They -- and by "they" we mean sexist Mad Men of the 1950s -- say the way to a woman's heart is chocolate, flowers and jewelry.
For men, it's simpler: Give them free booze.
"I wanted to give the guys on the team, the coaches and everyone who got us to Indianapolis a personal gift to thank them for everything that they've done," Tuck said, according to FoxSports.com.
Eighty bottles of the premium scotch cost $17,600. Tuck, who made $3.45 million in base salary this season, can certainly cover it. Still, it was a nice gesture that connected with teammates.
"Johnnie Walker is kind of a working man's drink," defensive end Dave Tollefson said. "Johnnie Walker and some Coke. It just speaks to the attitude of our team and the type of guy he is."
A glass of JWB will typically run you $40 to $50. Real lunch-pail stuff, obviously.