We could start an entire Around The League subgenre dedicated to examining Chad Ochocinco's tweets, but we usually hold off after remembering things like, "Wait, didn't he play one snap against the Broncos last week?"
Tweeted Ochocinco: "#NeedHelp At 5 pm whoever finds n twit pics the best 'Player Piano,' that person will win 5k It might not be much but I saved that on gas."
For the uninitiated, a player piano is the type of piano that can play by itself. You might have seen this at your local haunted mansion or perhaps know it by its more popular title, The Creepiest Instrument Ever Devised By Man.
The polls were closed after 6 p.m. ET. We're still awaiting word of the winner, so just take a deep breath and stay tuned.