In the end, Jim Irsay didn't have any tricks up his sleeve.
We'll admit it: We had a nagging suspicion Irsay would shock the world and take Robert Griffin III. Irsay is football's most colorful owner, and taking RG3 would've pushed Irsay directly in the spotlight -- a place he has no problem with. Also, Twitter would have exploded ... cryptic classic-rock lyrics everywhere.
Or, to put it another way, Luck.