This is not a real place, but the San Francisco 49ers quarterback can take solace in that fact that, if there was such a jurisdiction, he would enjoy all the finest meats and cheeses.
Apparently, playing quarterback like God is good for moving team-licensed apparel.
One final thought: There still are humans in New England who don't own a Tom Brady jersey? This is shocking. Clearly, Bostonians now are buying Tommy jerseys for each day of the week.