An attempt by the 2-8 Cleveland Browns to reward their loyal fan base has -- like much of this season -- gone woefully awry.
"Is this white flag thing true?!" Ward tweeted. "If so....the white flag give away needs to be white flagged!"
Roger that. You've got old-as-the-sea Charlie Batch rolling into town. He's throwing passes to Plaxico Burress, who just last week was seen raking leaves in suburbia.
Bury your white flags, long-suffering Dawg Pound. It's time to pounce.