We don't usually report on the Canadian Football League injury list. But it's not usually July 3, and we haven't heard of many injuries like the one Stephen Garcia suffered.
We are so dumbfounded by the sentence above that we almost can't continue this post. This story wasn't embellished to sound wackier than it is. The account of how Garcia was injured came directly from the team.
Keep Garcia in mind the next time you flash the peace sign or give someone bunny ears. You might be endangering yourself and those around you.