We don't usually report on the Canadian Football League injury list. But it's not usually July 3, and we haven't heard of many injuries like the one Stephen Garcia suffered.
Garcia, a South Carolina product with a long list of off-the field issues, recently signed with the Montreal Alouettes. But, as the Montreal Gazette notes, Garcia immediately had to be placed on the injured list because he hurt two fingers while getting off the team bus and flashing the peace sign.
We are so dumbfounded by the sentence above that we almost can't continue this post. This story wasn't embellished to sound wackier than it is. The account of how Garcia was injured came directly from the team.
Keep Garcia in mind the next time you flash the peace sign or give someone bunny ears. You might be endangering yourself and those around you.