Don't alert the cavalry. There's no need for a media stakeout on the front lawn as Brett Favre cruises by like Forrest Gump on his riding mower. Expect no white smoke to emanate from the retired quarterback's chimney.
Brett Favre isn't making an NFL comeback. But he could if he wanted to, insists agent Bus Cook.
"Today, he could play today," Cook said Monday night, via the Mobile Press-Register. "I saw him the other day. He's in the best shape I've ever seen him in, physically."
"His arms look like a blacksmith's arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs four or five miles a day. He's coaching at the high school and they're undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5 percent and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today."
Did it slip Cook's mind to include the kittens Favre saved from a tree and the children rescued from a burning building?