5. What happened, Rob?
In non-Nawlins news, we'd love to know what Rob Ryan did to lose the Rams' coordinator job. A joke about someone's mother? Loud bodily function? We need to know.
6. Media Day challenge
We're all for people dressing up on Media Day, but it's time for innovation. A fresh talent who can render the Pick Boy completely irrelevant. This can be done.
7. Mr. T's long walk
Radio Row was more like death row for Mike Tannenbaum, in town to look for a job but forced to talk entirely about his failings with the Jets. Run for cover, Mr. T.
8. Kyle's sad story
Poor Kyle Williams. He made the Super Bowl, and all anybody still wants to talk about is that game against the Giants. He deserves better. Maybe next year.