Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it, he loves. Some, he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.
1. RG3 runs D.C.
Jerry Jones is in awe. Redskins fans are in awe. Fantasy owners are in awe. The only thing lacking about RG3 this season has been his Subway ad campaign.
2. Aldon's big night
The 49ers defensive end had 5.5 sacks Monday. By the end of the game, Bears RT Gabe Carimi looked like a guy who came back from the war and saw too much.
3. Colin's turn
Niners coach Jim Harbaugh will have books written about him if his move to start Colin Kaepernick ends with a Super Bowl title. Alex Smith won't buy any of them.
4. Free Ed Reed!
5. M-E-S-S, Mess, Mess, Mess
The Jets gave up 21 points in 52 seconds against the Patriots. If Jets fans squint very hard at their TV, Rex Ryan bares a striking resemblence to Rich Kotite.
6. Hold your flag, sir
Jim Schwartz was the victim of a dumb rule, but that didn't ease the pain of Lions fans who already had to endure that Kid Rock halftime performance Thursday.
7. NFL goes 'Gangnam Style'
Psy, whose 15 minutes of fame sit at about 14:58, will perform "Gangnam Style" at halftime of the Seahawks-Bills game in Toronto. Oh, Canada.
8. Boo on Suh
Ndamukong Suh tried to ruin any plans Matt Schaub had for a romantic Thanksgiving night. In medieval times, Suh's feet would be chopped off by now.
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