We all know the (possibly apocryphal) Super Bowl story about Doug Williams being asked how long he'd been a black quarterback.
Twenty-five years later, we have a new challenger for hilariously inept race-based NFL queries. Not surprisingly, it comes from the airport-dwellers over at TMZ.
Then watch said lunkhead crash to the pavement like a Chris Farley character. On balance, this is worth your time. Just barely.