Jadeveon Clowney is finally having an injury-free, breakout season, but he still can't seem to escape his veteran teammates' shadows ... and laundry.
Clowney is universally regarded as a freak athlete, but his build was no match for Wilfork's quintuple-XL kit, which swallowed him whole like Wilfork at a Houston ribs joint. Meanwhile, in Clowney's get-up, Wilfork looks more like a beach-ready Ezekiel Elliott than an All-Pro nose tackle.
If ever there was a question that Wilfork was a beefy mass of a man, that should have been squashed during last year's edition of Hard Knocks.
Don't leave us, Vince.