It's the Monday after the first Cowboys loss in 91 days. Naturally, this is the logical time to fret about a potential quarterback change in Big D.
I wish I could say this wasn't true, but 'tis the world we live in. There's no way Skip Bayless slept last night. He got dressed, sat in his car for six hours then sped to work at 5 a.m. People have waited literally months to have a Tony Romo angle to work with. Now it's here.
Twitter has become ground zero for hot-take paranoia, so just for fun I decided to type "Tony Romo" into my search field. Here's what it yielded.
Good stuff, internet. How about the search term "start romo"?
Hey, Turtle gets it!
And let's cue the Tony Romo should start talks.
— Jerry Ferrara (@jerryferrara) December 12, 2016
Oh boy.
POLL: Should the Cowboys start Tony Romo?
— First Take (@FirstTake) December 12, 2016
Good God, that's Luke Rodgers' music!
Should the #Cowboys bench Dak Prescott and start Tony Romo?
— Luke Rodgers (@thelukerodgers) December 12, 2016
How about "bench dak"?
"If you don't get one million clicks on your next post you'll never see your daughter again."
It's time for the Dallas Cowboys to bench Dak Prescott: https://t.co/eU00OFirwc pic.twitter.com/RxNMQAmQfd
— For The Win (@ForTheWin) December 12, 2016
Good satire tweet.
Bench Dak. Tony Romo has earned the right over to be the one to inevitbily end the Cowboys season in heartbraking fashion. We owe it to him
— PFTCommenter(DC DEFENDERS XFL East champions) (@PFTCommenter) December 12, 2016
Bucky, tell 'em the truth ...
Funny how people in my timeline are ready to pull the plug on Dak after the end of an 11-game winning streak. Be careful what you wish for..
— Bucky Brooks (@BuckyBrooks) December 12, 2016
Close it out, Skip ...
COME ON, DAK, SNAP OUT OF IT. LET IT FLOW AND FLY. TRUST YOURSELF.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) December 12, 2016
I'm telling you. There's no way this guy sleeps.