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Peyton Manning toboggans down Great Wall of China

I have no idea why Peyton Manning is tobogganing down the Great Wall of China.

Frankly, I don't need to know. I'm perfectly fine working under the assumption this is where all legendary quarterbacks go when they retire.

Immediately after their Canton enshrinement they jump on a red eye to Inner Mongolia. There's a super long line at the toboggan entry point where Favre, Namath, Tarkenton, Moon and Marino and dozens of others patiently wait their turn. Only Manning used all that Papa John gwap to purchase the fast pass and now he's just going down the chute over and over again like a total jerk.

Shouldn't Peyton be wearing a helmet as he rides what amounts to a makeshift roller coaster without any safety restraints? I don't want to Dad-Out here, but this doesn't pass the sniff test.

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