About midway through the second quarter of Aaron Rodgers' "Eff You For Doubting Me" showcase against the Lions on Sunday, I was silently disturbed by what appeared to be -- to borrow some Forensic Files terminology -- blood splatter on the helmet and jersey of Detroit running back Dwayne Washington.
The natural questions swarmed in my head: Where did the blood come from? Where was the body? Who was the perp? Who will prosecute the case?
A few minutes later, an exhale. The case was cracked and everyone was alive. Great news all around!