And what better way to ingratiate yourself than to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field, home of the defending World Series champion Chicago Cubs. (Damn, it was weird typing that.)
UPDATE: Glennon, on balance, succeeded.
Pay no attention to the man behind home plate!
His decision to throw from the top of the mound -- like a real man -- clinches a 4,000-yard season with 28 touchdowns, 12 interceptions and 90.3 passer rating. Just you watch.