It's rookie haircut season. The time of year where no first-year player is safe from the clippers set at 1.
I'd like to take this moment to give special praise to the Denver Broncos, whose continued work in this realm summons a level of originality akin to Radiohead during the Kid A sessions.
Yes, the same team that brought us the iconic Tim Tebow "Friar Tuck" has topped itself with ... The Literal Rat Tail.
Strong alone. Unstoppable together.... buuuut defense won in bowling tonight. 💪🏿🎳 #Horsepower #NiceHairRookie 😜 pic.twitter.com/LwOieKDBjn
— D-Ware (@DeMarcusWare) August 17, 2016
Rookie haircut day for the Broncos, Kapri Bibbs shared a few on snapchat 😂 pic.twitter.com/Kxvm2I1y4r
— Ryan Koenigsberg (@RyanKoenigsberg) August 16, 2016
And just as Radiohead has to play "Paranoid Android" in concert, the Broncos must deliver their hits to a hungry audience. Hence, the Friar Tuck lives on.
The Tim "Friar Tuck" Tebow haircut has returned, unfortunately for #Broncos rookies (pic via @BamBamDavis53). pic.twitter.com/9H66uC5tOk
— Jon Heath (@ByJonHeath) August 17, 2016
There's nothing like a bad haircut to show you just how close you actually are to the Ugliest Guy In The Room conversation. Look, here's me with Mark Davis hair. An actual monster.