What we are talking about:
Fantasy gold this week
Can't trust him on road
Clean win for stable
And it's funny the way perception of Shanahan and offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan has changed this season. Many of us were afraid to pick up Freddy Morris from the waiver wire (he started the season owned in just 30 percent of leagues) and not sure what to expect from Griffin early in the season.
Shanahan has broken the mold.
(Odds are you're in disbelief right now that it was Zooey in "Elf" and not some other actress, but it was her. And that proves my point.)
All right, only one more week for me to really stretch an analogy so let's get to the fantasy football.
Likes and dislikes are in bold, for those of you who don't want to take the 88 minutes required to read this column. (But it's Friday: What better way to cruise through it than by checking out my thoughts on fantasy football, comic books, wrestling, TV and music?) Facebook doesn't give you the option to dislike stuff, but I certainly do.
And without further ado ...
Andy Luck has scored at least 13 fantasy points in eight of his last nine games. But he's had fewer than 200 passing yards in back-to-back games. But you have to love the matchup as the Chiefs have allowed nine touchdown passes in their last four home games.
I've endorsed Luck as an MVP candidate, but what about Russell Wilson? At least for fantasy MVP. Russell has the highest passer rating at home of any quarterback. I get it; the 49ers have a great defense. But with San Francisco coming off a big game in New England, I can see Wilson playing well enough to get you some much-needed fantasy points.
Tony Romo has been on a roll, with at least 14 fantasy points in 10 straight games. And like Hasselhoff in Germany, Romo is big in December with 11 touchdowns and no picks in his last five December home games. The Saints have allowed the second-most fantasy points to quarterbacks this year, and 27 touchdown passes.
There's no way to bench Adrian Peterson. Always play your stud, that's the mantra. The Texans prove a very formidable opponent, however. And above fantasy, they could limit Peterson enough to keep him away from Eric Dickerson's single-season rushing record. And selfishly as a Los Angeles Rams fan, you want the record to stand because there's not much left for us.
One record I would like to see fall is the single-season sack record. I like Michael Strahan, but the sack to clinch the record was weak. Thanks to Brett Favre. Some compare it to Jim Everett and the phantom sack in the 1989 NFC Championship Game.
However, I will forever contend Favre's sack was the NFL version of the "Finger Poke of Doom." That, of course, was when Hulk Hogan poked Kevin Nash for the WCW title back in the day.
ImageGreat PPV this week from the WWE. There were a lot of satisfying finishes and the action was really good. I loved that The Shield went over clean. The Shield looked like a legitimate threat and they had a solid strategy to take out Team Hell No and Ryback. Wrestling is fun when the heels are credible, not cowardly. The Miz and Alberto Del Rio team was great, too. The Arismiztrocas? Mizroacts? All right, we will keep spitballing here.
ImageRAW was pretty good the following night, too. The Slammys are still real to me, dang it! But CM Punk and Ric Flair is where it's at. Brandon Stroud said it best, Punk is at his best when he's upset about stuff and he's correct about it.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis has been great in recent weeks, as he's had four 100-yard games in his last seven. And that's significant. The Law Firm was brought in to finish drives, because the Bengals were terrible in that department last year. But he's been great as a runner, which is a nice bonus for enthusiasts who play him.
But if the Browns wanted to shut him down for the rest of the year to look forward to 2013, then I would be all right with that. Because then it would take the decision out of my hands. But coach Pat Shurmur won't rest him. And without many red-zone opportunities against the Broncos, this is going to be a tough play.
I've heard a rumor the Browns were to be Nike's NFL version of Oregon with a bunch of different uniform combinations. I can't come out more strongly against this.
Stevan Ridley has a rushing touchdown in six of his last seven games. He wasn't great against the 49ers, but move on. He's scored at least 13 fantasy points in three straight road games. And the Jags have allowed the second-most points to running backs this season, and eight rushing touchdowns in their last four home games.
The Patriots looks like they could be beatable right now. They don't typically lose this time of year, but this would concern me. The Broncos look like the team to beat in the AFC. Mainly because they have run the ball so well and they look like a team built for the playoffs because Knowshon Moreno has such fresh legs.
How long does the roll continue for Moreno? He's had at least 18 points in back-to-back weeks. Well I hope it's for one more week because I will start him in both NFL.com/NFL Network experts' leagues this week. He's been so good, I'm more worried about Peyton. Which that should concern me right there.
Darren McFadden has such a good fantasy matchup this week, it would be really tough to keep him on the bench. Even if he's, as one guy on Twitter put it this week, the Sin Cara of the NFL. Great analogy. If you don't get it, Google it.
ImageSpeaking of explosive, it's finally time to talk "Homeland." SPOILER: "Homeland" had taken a wacky turn there for a while, but the show finally redeemed itself with the finale that was as satisfying as the record pace it set at the beginning of the season. The taped confession was a brilliant payoff and you almost wonder if the "Action Jackson" nature of the previous two episodes really set us up to be turned on our side.
ImageSPOILER for "Homeland." Was anybody surprised Carrie didn't gun down Brody? It almost would have been fitting for that to happen, but this leaves a lot of loose ends. The biggest will be if Saul had anything to do with the explosion or not. He wasn't there. He warned Carrie not to be there. He was surprised to see her. And he already has allegedly killed off a couple of the terrorists suspects.
Cecil Shorts has scored at least 10 fantasy points in five consecutive games. Even when he doesn't get into the end zone, he still has a solid stat line for you.
Dre Johnson has scored at least 21 fantasy points in back-to-back home games, and he's had at least 115 receiving yards in three straight home games. The Vikings have allowed 16 touchdown passes in their last seven games. Hard to imagine, but there was a time when you couldn't even trust him.
Michael Crabtree had a season-high 22.70 points against the Patriots last week and he's scored nine fantasy points in three consecutive games. The Seahawks have been tough on fantasy receivers this year. But this is a huge game, it's the last game of the day, I like Crabtree because he gets so many targets.
Jimmy Graham has scored less than nine points in five consecutive games, and no touchdowns in his last four. But there is no way you can keep him on the bench.
Dennis Pitta has scored four touchdowns in the last four games, and reached at least 10 points in three of those four games.
Jermaine Gresham has scored at least six fantasy points in six of his last seven games. You know, I'm just happy at times to have a fantasy tight end score a single point. But his matchup is going to be really tough.
So it makes sense why the majority of you have asked about Bradford this week. The matchup is fantastic. But how many times have you been burned by a mid-card quarterback with a great matchup? Brandon Weeden had a nice matchup last week against the Redskins and it nearly cost me. So don't overthink it and get cute.
Bradford is a great sleeper play. Or if you are in a two-quarterback league. But I would hate to look at Peyton's matchup and think Bradford is a must play because of the matchup. Then you will end up going against Rank's Law No. 43.
ImageRank's Law No. 43: Always play your studs. If your stud fails you, the blame falls squarely on his shoulders. But if you bench your stud, he goes off and you lose? Well, the blame goes on you. So you never want to kick yourself for something foolish.
Josh Freeman must have ended the fantasy seasons of many enthusiasts last week. He couldn't even muster two points in a fantastic matchup (remember what I said above about Bradford?). But Freeman is enough of a stud that if you played him last week, don't blame yourself. This was on him. See, you're blameless and isn't that a nice feeling? If you're still playing with Freeman as your QB, well good. But realize the St. Louis Football Club has allowed one total touchdown pass in the last four games. And the unit is even better on the road.
Matt Schaub has a nice matchup and he has 10 touchdown passes with just two interceptions in his last four home games. There are just other quarterbacks out there who have better matchups that I like better.
Ben Roethlisberger has also been on a roll lately with at least 19 fantasy points in back-to-back games. But the Bengals have clamped down on quarterbacks recently, as they have allowed a touchdown pass or less in six consecutive games. Roethlisberger has averaged just over 200 passing yards in his last six home games against the Bengals.
ImageThe Bengals are the NFL team most in dire need of a Nike makeover. I would like to see the Bengals become the NFL version of Oregon with numerous combinations, and the stripes would provide the perfect blend. But they simply have the worst uniforms of anybody right now, though I don't mind the helmets like everybody else does. Don't mess with the Browns uniforms, make it happen with the Bengals.
Eli Manning has one touchdown and six turnovers in his last four road games and fewer than 16 fantasy points in each of his last five roadies. Manning also has thrown for fewer than 300 passing yards in 14 straight road starts against the AFC.
We all know the New York Giants are going to win the NFC East, right? There is no other possible way this can end. Well, I guess they could end up out of the playoffs. But there has been too much sunshine on my face for that to happen.
It's already started. A.J. Pierzynski has signed a one-year deal with the Texas Rangers. Hahaha, that's almost like having Josh Hamilton. But you know he's going to hit about .750 against the Angels.
Shonn Greene and Bilal Powell have been good in recent weeks, but I can't trust them against the Chargers, who have actually been pretty good defensively on the road. Maybe the Chargers just don't like to play before a backdrop of navy blue empty seats at Jack Murphy Stadium. Yes, I still refer to it as Jack Murphy Stadium.
And really, if the Chargers don't shut these guys down, don't bother to fly back, Norv Turner. Actually, that might be sage advice. I talked last week about how Turner would be a great offensive coordinator for somebody. And if he is teamed with Alex Smith as a package deal, the Jets should be one of the teams in the mix, along with the Cardinals.
The best spot for Turner, I will contend for a while, is Baltimore. The terminology won't have to change too much, the Ravens would be much improved next season, and I would expect Rice would be a lot happier, too.
Danario Alexander probably nuked your fantasy team in Week 15. If you managed to survive as I did (thank you Titans D), there is no chance I would start him against the Jets. And specifically, Antonio Cromartie. You know he's going to be motivated to shut down the Chargers (great move, A.J. Smith!). And remember, Malcom Floyd is out for the season, too. As is Ryan Mathews.
Sometimes your fantasy team needs a little motivation. I'm going to drop Danario Alexander on Saturday night to send a message to the rest of Adam's Boutique. You want to score no points in the semifinals? Fine. You're not going to get a ring for us. What an utter disappointment.
ImageAlexander was going to be the weekend's biggest goat until John Cena ruined Dolph Ziggler's "money in the bank" cash-in attempt. So what was Cena's motivation for going after Ziggler? Was it because A.J. cost him a match? Then why does he have to ruin Ziggler's game? Cena is the guy who has to ruin it for other people when he doesn't get his own way. I hate guys like that.
ImageSPOILER There is one thing on "Homeland" I just can't buy. How did somebody just move Brody's truck to an open spot right next to the vice president's funeral? Secret Service wasn't concerned when they saw somebody pull up an SUV and take off running into the woods? Anybody happen to catch this on security tape? Nobody? There's a lot of implausible (expletive) on this show, but this was over the top.
ImageI'm not kidding around, nobody thinks twice about an SUV parked out on its own RIGHT NEXT to the funeral? I watch pro wrestling and even I find that (expletive) a little hard to take. Can you at least make it somewhat plausible. But now I'm just nitpicking. Oh yeah, SPOILER.
We all know that since the entire world is going to bench Larry Fitzgerald, he's going to come out with a monster game. I'm thankful he's not in play for me this week. Because I would be compelled to play him because I'm a big dummy.
Vernon Davis is only played in fantasy leagues because of his name. He's certainly not given chances because of his name recognition. That's for sure.
Congratulations to Brian Urlacher for this week's ill-advised comments. In case you missed it, Urlacher said he doesn't care about the media or the fans. And while you might want to give him the benefit of the doubt, he really should know better.
Funny, players always like to say sports are a business when they bail out to the highest bidder. Even Josh Hamilton going to the Angels is a bit like this. But if sports are a business, don't be surprised when fans voice their displeasure in your performance. We paid a lot of money to get into the stadium, so please, don't tell us how to act.
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