ATL Buzz Report: Where specimen samples never leak


Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it he loves. Some he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.

the sweetness
  • Sample 5

    5. Vick slings the Mudd

    Michael Vick says the Eagles' turnover at offensive line coach contributed to his struggles. How do you like that accountability, Ken Whisenhunt!

  • Sample 6

    6. Rex rants

    Rex Ryan was "mad as a hornet" about a report he wouldn't mind if the Jets fired him. Rex's team has more radioactive leaks than a Newark sewer.

  • Sample 7

    7. Who's gonna tell him?

    Pat Shurmur is unaware of his Browns future beyond Sunday. The brown box in the corner crudely labeled "Pat's Stuff" isn't a good sign, of course.

  • Sample 8

    8. Lomas loses the plot

    So it turns out going on the radio and admitting you conspired to injure a teammate doesn't go over well in the public forum. Shocking, eh, Lomas Brown?

the foulness

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