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  • 4.37 SEC*
    Top Performer
  • DNP*
    Top Performer
  • 46 INCH*
    Top Performer
  • 142 INCH*
    Top Performer
  • 6.39 SEC*
    Top Performer
  • 4.0*
    Top Performer
  • 10.75*
    Top Performer
Blue Star = Top Performer
  • 6'2" Height
  • 33" Arm Length
  • 200LBS. Weight
  • 9 1/2" Hands


Rumor has it, Jerry Ricecake developed his pass-catching skills while plying the family trade: hauling in full-grown, flying salmon at the Ricecake Fish Market (dubbed by some as the original Pike Place). The hours were long, and the catches resulted in a face-full of scales. But everyone who saw young Ricecake in action new his hands were a gift from the gods of the gridiron.

"I actually saw Ricecake at his family's Fish Market when he was about 12 years old," says a reflective Rich Eisen. "Mike Mayock kept telling me about this crazy kid who would go crashing through crab baskets to catch sturgeon. Even back kid could catch a cold inside of a plastic bubble."

To say Jerry Ricecake has "plus hands" is not just an understatement; it is akin to acknowledging you lack the vocabulary needed to describe poetry made flesh. Ricecake is like a land-dwelling Scorpionfish: his legs outpace defenders, seducing QBs into throwing footballs in his general vicinity. And once the football falls within range, Ricecake uses his oven mitts to vacuum in pass reception after pass reception, leaving offensive coordinators in a state of eternal bliss. And defenders in a state of shock.



Bear traps for hands. Speed that would make a cheetah say, "Hey, Mr. Ricecake, can you track down that antelope for me?" And quite possibly the most adaptive, intelligent mind in the game. On any level. But Ricecake's greatest gift is his desire to be the greatest pass catcher ever.

He knows he can be special. He wants to be the G.O.A.T.


Noodle-armed QBs.

NFL Comparison

Jerry Rice

Bottom Line

The man can do it all on gameday. It's not a question of "if" he can succeed. No, the question is, "How long will it take Jerry Ricecake take to dethrone Jerry Rice as the greatest wide receiver of all-time."
Grade Title Draft (Round) Description
96-100 Future Hall of Famer Top Pick A once-in-a-generation type prospect who could change how his position is played
85-95 Immediate Starter 1st An impact player with the ability/intangibles to become a Pro Bowl player. Expect to start immediately except in a unique situation (i.e. behind a veteran starter).
70-84 Eventual Starter 2nd-3rd A quality player who will contribute to the team early on and is expected to develop into a starter. A reliable player who brings value to the position.
50-69 Draftable Player 4th-7th A prospect with the ability to make team as a backup/role player. Needs to be a special teams contributor at applicable positions. Players in the high range of this category might have long-term potential.
20-49 Free Agent UDFA A player with solid measurables, intangibles, college achievements, or a developing skill that warrants an opportunity in an NFL camp. In the right situation, he could earn a place on a 53-man roster, but most likely will be a practice squad player or a camp body.

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