Stretch-run time, man.
The Week 13 NFL Power Rankings are in, with teams across the league gearing up for these last five weeks of the regular season. No more byes, no more holiday triple-headers and no more time for excuses around this year's "it" teams. Hashtag, December football.
Like the relationship between Peyton and the Broncos (which is bound to suffer in 3 ... 2 ...)? Or makeup-able, à la Favre in a beanie with a Kenny Rogers beard at Lambeau?
I am not above posting this tweet. #earnedit
Let the dissension commence!
At worst, this team is going 9-7. But can you say that 11-5 isn't more foreseeable?
**a)** Beer goggles toward [Devin Smith](/player/devinsmith/2553434/profile), [who finally scored.](http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000590071/Jets-Devin-Smith-hauls-in-16-yard-TD)
**b)** [A chunk of Eddie Pleasant's helmet](http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000585249/Jets-Ryan-Fitzpatrick-rushes-for-a-6-yard-touchdown).
**c)** Ken O'Brien's ["Starting Lineup"](http://www.amazon.com/One-OBrien-Lawrence-Taylor-Starting/dp/B000HC085S) figurine.
**d)** ["Witness"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o07ecRzkLuM) with DVD commentary, where Harrison Ford lives with the Amish. </content:power-ranking>
And how about the defense?
**» Cousins at home:** 11 TDs, 2 INTs, 113 passer rating.
**» Cousins on the road:** 5 TDs, 8 INTs, 69.8 passer rating.
At least he makes it interesting.
*"Wejusthavetoplaybetter. Ithinkwe'llgetbetterwiththeplayerswehave. Guysmighthavelostfocus. Jeremymaclinwhowe'lljusttakeitonegameatatime. Idon'tknowwhensambradfordwillbeback. Ihaven'tlostcontrolofeverything."* </content:power-ranking>
In unrelated news, those alternate unis are hideous. This franchise has arguably the classiest-looking jersey in pro football. Come on.