Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it he loves. Some he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.
1. The new Gregg
Gregg Williams has returned and ... OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO GREGG WILLIAMS? It's like somebody gave hipster glasses to Zod from "Superman II."
2. Hide your daughters
UConn is hosting "An Evening with Gronk" later this month. This title could go in so many directions, all of which include a cold keg and red Solo cups.
3. Jacksonville cure-all
The Jacksonville Jaguars have altered their logo. A very smart move that surely will wipe away gross civic apathy and Blaine Gabbert's night terrors.
4. Unholy alliance
As a people, we must worry about terrorism, superstorms and Adam Levine. Now add to that list the friendship of Bill Belichick and Kobe Bryant. This is troubling.
5. Just as we suspected
A mighty mystery has been solved. If you had "faulty relay device" in the "What Caused The Superdome Blackout?" pool, congratulations. You win nothing.
6. Driver says goodbye
We respect Donald Driver, but please keep him out of any "all-time" debates. The guy went Favre and Rodgers back to back. Driver hit the wide receiver lotto.
7. Rice goes down
Ray Rice took a tumble off a Ravens victory parade float Wednesday. An angry man in tan khakis and a Sharpie necklace was witnessed leaving the scene.
8. Poor, sweet Tony
A recent survey listed Tony Romo as the 10th-most disliked athlete in America. This begs the question: What did Tony Romo ever do to you, America?
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