Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton had a problem that makes vulnerable thumb bones and Pacman Jones' self-control issues look trivial in comparison.
Dalton has over 157,000 followers, many of them -- we presume -- who are familiar with the 75-635 corridor. So it's worth a shot, even if it's hard to picture many other prominent quarterbacks resorting to a social media Hail Mary like this.
Just know that if you find a suitcase filled with sensible Polo shirts, practical khaki shorts and high-end hair product for gingers, you are (probably) in the possession of personal belongings of the most successful quarterback in Bengals history.
Don't steal Andy Dalton's stuff.
UPDATE:A fellow named Robert has found Dalton's luggage:
