Dalton completes Twitter Hail Mary, finds lost luggage

Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton had a problem that makes vulnerable thumb bones and Pacman Jones' self-control issues look trivial in comparison.

Dalton has over 157,000 followers, many of them -- we presume -- who are familiar with the 75-635 corridor. So it's worth a shot, even if it's hard to picture many other prominent quarterbacks resorting to a social media Hail Mary like this.

Just know that if you find a suitcase filled with sensible Polo shirts, practical khaki shorts and high-end hair product for gingers, you are (probably) in the possession of personal belongings of the most successful quarterback in Bengals history.

Don't steal Andy Dalton's stuff.

UPDATE:A fellow named Robert has found Dalton's luggage:

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