Suggs on Steelers-Patriots: 'Whoever wins, I lose'


Football has returned to the land, but not everyone is excited about tonight's NFL Kickoff between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots.

"Who am I pulling for? I'm going to be honest with you, I can't really win," said Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs, per "Whoever wins, I lose."

Ravens cornerback Jimmy Smith echoed his pass-rushing teammate, telling reporters: "I'm hoping both of them lose."

That's not how it works, fellas. Two losers = not possible. You'd think someone graduating from "Ball So Hard University" would know as much.