Standing by her man hasn't gone well for Gisele Bundchen, but Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has some advice for Tom Brady's wife, whose radioactive comments following Super Bowl XLVI capped an ugly loss for the Patriots.
Bundchen, normally a delight, became a postgame subplot after dropping an A-bomb on New England's receivers in a critical tirade that suggested Brady was stuck doing it all for the Pats against New York.
"My husband cannot (expletive) throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time," Bundchen said. "I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"I mean she's supposed to stay out of things like that," Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora told the Post on Tuesday. "But at the end of the day, that's their relationship and she has the right to say whatever she wants to."
If Bundchen listens, it will mark the first time an elite supermodel has taken career advice from Osi Umenyiora, moving us swiftly into strange times.
Here's the meeting we're waiting for: An icy, brass tacks one-on-one with Gisele sitting across from Bill Belichick. On tape and immediately released to YouTube. Please let this happen.