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Like/Dislike: A case of the first-round blues

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What we are talking about:

  • First-round draft picks

    Pretty much all of them are busts

  • Larry Fitzgerald

    It's a good idea to avoid him if you can

  • Jarvis Landry

    I sense a big game coming

Fantasy Perfect Challenge

I'm not sure if you're allowed to pass on all of your picks in fantasy football, but I would be tempted to give that a shot next year. The top 10 draft picks by ADP according to Fantasy Pros (going for a wide swath) this year: Adrian Peterson, Le'Veon Bell, Eddie Lacy, Jamaal Charles, Marshawn Lynch, Antonio Brown, Dez Bryant, Andrew Luck, Matt Forte and C.J. Anderson.

Let's run through this.

AD has been fine.

Bell is out for the year. You hung through a two-game suspension and then, yeah.

Lacy doesn't know what is wrong with himself this year. (Here's a hint, it rhymes with donut.)

Charles is out.

Lynch has been shaky.

Brown is great, but not the same when Ben Roethlisberger is out. And here's good news, Ben is hurt again!

Bryant missed Week 2 through Week 8.

Luck is out.

Forte is out. (Though his backup is dope.)

And C.J. Anderson.

Not a lot of fantasy success. Somebody could have literally left the draft with a team started with Lacy, Jeremy Hill, T.Y. Hilton and Peyton Manning and walked away feeling pretty damn good about themselves.

Which is why next season I might go kicker, D/ST in my first two rounds and try to build out my fantasy roster from there.

All right, that might be a little bit of a stretch, but damn, it's not that far off, right? Of those names mentioned above, the only guy I feel really good about is AB. Maybe Peterson, too. But you could have drafted Brown and Hopkins, 1-2 and then gone with Devonta Freeman and Todd Gurley.

I think the one thing we could take away from this is that drafting a running back in the first-round is dead. Drafting a quarterback in the first round is dead. It's time to go for a receiver in the first-round in the future.

Sorry, I just wanted to bellyache for a little bit because Big Ben is out and AB is on nearly every one of my rosters. Let's jump into the players I like or dislike for the coming week.

A big hand to stats maven Careen Falcone for dropping the knowledge.

And without further ado ...

Jay Cutler is my guy. He's Clutchler, if you will. But the matchup against the St. Louis Football Club will move him back to the bench this week. Nothing personal.

Russell Wilson has thrown one or fewer touchdown passes in eight of his last nine games. He's had more than two touchdown passes once in his last six against the Birds.

The Birds D isn't a joke. It has allowed the sixth-fewest fantasy points to quarterbacks this season. It also leads the league with 13 picks.

Honestly, if Peyton Manning can't get more than 300 yards in a game against the Colts, in a dome, I'm not sure if it's going to happen again this year.

Though, you could reason that it was a big game for the Broncos, hence the game-crippling interception from Manning. That actually makes a lot of sense.

Image Mike Tranier of Bleacher Report gives a nice effort here but I'm not buying it. I will always recognize Peyton's greatness as a fantasy quarterback. But his skills are akin to the guy who wins all the time on Madden playing against the computer. When you want to compare Manning to the greatest of the greats, he falls short. It's sad but true. He'll always rank ahead of guys like Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson. But he's not in the conversation with Tom Brady, Joe Montana and Otto Graham. I don't know why this is considered being a "hater" or taking away from him.

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I was going to list Chris Johnson in this space, but that's disingenuous. I would start him in most leagues. I'd just stay away from him in DFS.

I'm having a real crisis of consciousness with Andre Ellington. I risked a fifth-round pick on the guy, but I can't find a way to cut him yet.

Ameer Abdullah is another guy who I want to move on from. But I'm going to give him this post-bye week matchup against the Packers to see what he's got.

Shane Vereen revenge game! Nobody wants to buy into that one? I'd just be happy if they'd got rid of the Rashad Jennings experiment. It's not happening.

Jonathan Stewart is way too touchdown dependent, so I would leave him on the bench. Besides, Cam snakes his touchdowns all the time, too.

Image And really, I loved what Cam did with that Packers sign last week. The Packers fans get a little too comfortable in opposing team's stadiums. So Cam had a little fun with the guy's sign. What was he expecting? But turns out, it was Peanut Tillman's fault. And as you could predict, the guy had his sign replaced. So let it go, folks.

Image Seriously, I'll happily read stories about a harmless prank, like Cam taking a guy's sign over stories about fans fighting each other in the stands and parking lot. Perspective, folks.

The Broncos D is about to get busy this week. So I keep Jeremy Maclin on the bench in both daily and traditional leagues.

The Broncos have allowed only one receiving touchdown this season, which is the lowest total in the NFL. You need to avoid the Broncos.

Larry Fitzgerald has struggled with the Seahawks in the past. Seattle matches up with big receivers like Fitz. It's the smallish guys like John Brown who flourish.

I know some people have had some fun with Michael Floyd, too. But like Fitz, I would keep this guy on the bench this week.

I'm curious whom the Panthers see as the biggest threat. My instinct tells me Dorial Green-Beckham will get a trip to Lake Norman with Kendall Wright out.

Haven't seen much of Travis Benjamin recently. Time to turn him loose to the waiver wire. Maybe pick up a running back handcuff instead.

Ted Ginn enjoyed some time as the most-targeted receiver for the Panthers. But I don't see Cam looking his way again.

I have rostered Dorial Green-Beckham. But it's going to take a rather extreme circumstance for me to play him this week (see above, Norman, Josh). Especially when the Panthers get busy.

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Image Would it be too much of a request to just move the entire Divas division down to NXT? Not because I don't like women's wrestling. It's actually the opposite. NXT gave us real compelling characters with actual matches that included logic, other than the hasty alliances RAW came up with. It's not a matter of hoping the WWE can do better with the Divas division. It's that the WWE has proven it can do better, as it did in NXT. It's like watching college players you enjoyed struggle at the NFL level.

Image I like the Angels trade for Andrelton Simmons. Yes, the team gave up two of its top pitching prospects, but so what? Pitching prospects are the most precarious because the injury risk involved. Plus, I remember when the Angels failed to make a bid for Miguel Cabrera because they didn't want to part with Howie Kendrick and Jeff Mathis. Dallas McPherson might have also been in the mix for that, too. At some point you need guys who play Major League Baseball.

Image Take that in for a moment. The Angels could have had Miguel Cabrera and Mike Trout in the same lineup. Stop falling in love with prospects, baseball fans.

I wouldn't straight-up drop Julius Thomas. But there are many other guys I would rather go with at the tight end position. You know how I feel about the Jags, so this is tough.

Is it so wrong that I want Crockett Gillmore to become a thing again? I miss those heady days. Mostly for the "Happy Gilmore" jokes. But still.

Image Doesn't Crockett Gillmore seem like the kind of name a little kid would pick if you gave him the chance? (I know it's the plot for "Big Daddy.") I'm trying to imagine what my name would have been if you gave me the chance to do that as a youngster. I would imagine my name would have been Macho Man Rose.

Image The Bengals play host to the Texans on Monday night with a chance to remain undefeated. I look at the Bengals chances of going undefeated the same way I look at the Guns N' Roses reunion rumors. I want to believe, but it comes down to the ginger.


For the record, you can submit your fantasy questions to NFL Fantasy Live or me on Twitter. But realize, NFL Fantasy Live has 300K followers. Me? Just 14. See, the odds are better I will answer your question, so hit me up both via Twitter or via Facebook (if you're RG3). And if you follow me on Sundays, I'll quote "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" and then it's game on! Although, it's tough to catch me on Facebook. Twitter is your go-to." Plus seriously people, I'm not taking your tweets after Midnight. I'm into the #HashtagWars via @Midnight. I've started to mute people who ask me questions at that time.

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