BREAKING NEWS UPDATE... It has been a massive Monday for quarterback news with Drew Brees, of the Saints, sidelined for up to six weeks and Ben Roethlisberger out for the season for the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Saints just need to survive the loss of Brees and make a playoff run down the stretch. Nobody is running away with the NFC South while number nine gets better. But am I the only one who would rather see Taysom Hill under center rather than Teddy Bridgewater? As for Big Ben, it is a damaging blow but let's be honest, he had not played great to start this season. This is an initial downer for the Steelers, but let's have a look at what Mason Rudolph can do as the every-week starter. I certainly felt he got off to a solid start on Sunday.
It's only September and a lot can change as autumn turns to winter, but it doesn't half feel like a two-horse race to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl. It already feels like we're down to the New England Patriots and the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm not sure who can knock those teams off course from meeting in the AFC Championship Game.
Let's start with the Patriots. They have certainly scored at an impressive rate in the first two weeks of the season, racking up 76 points in one-sided demolitions of Pittsburgh and Miami. That matches a club record set by the 2007 team that went 16-0 in the regular season before losing in the Super Bowl.
But it is on the other side of the football where the Patriots are writing a really telling story. Their defense might be one of the best of the Bill Belichick era and this group has now gone three straight games without conceding a touchdown... last year's Super Bowl and the opening wins against Pittsburgh and Miami this year.
And that leads me onto Mahomes, who looks every inch the early leader in the race for the 2019 NFL Most Valuable Player Award. The rocket-armed passer is doing what all great sportsmen and women do - he is making those around him infinitely better.
The Raiders jumped out to a 10-0 lead on Sunday and all they did was make Mahomes mad. He threw for 278 yards and four touchdowns in the second quarter alone and that was enough to see off the Silver and Black.
Mahomes could beat you with his receivers and then take your receivers and beat you again. He is that special a talent - he is always going to make those around him look even better and more dangerous.
Patrick Mahomes...What makes Mahomes so dangerous is that there is seemingly no limit to his passing range. He truly makes defensive backs have to cover every blade of grass on the field. In throwing for 443 yards and four touchdowns at Oakland, Mahomes showed that he might, in fact, be an even better player than he was a year ago. What a scary thought for the rest of the NFL given that Mahomes topped 5,000 passing yards and 50 touchdowns in 2018. I also like the look of rookie receiver Mecole Hardman, who was drafted around the time Tyreek Hill appeared to be in a world of trouble. He can flat out fly and we know that Mahomes has the arm to get it to him, no matter how far the first-year receiver races downfield.
Dallas Cowboys offense...Through two games, the Cowboys have scored nine offensive touchdowns. It took them six contests to reach that total in 2018 and this appears to be a unit transformed with Kellen Moore calling the plays. Dak Prescott looks every inch a franchise quarterback worthy of getting paid big money in the near future. After throwing for more than 400 yards and four touchdowns in Week 1, Dak was the model of efficiency as he hit on 26 of 30 attempts for 269 yards and three scores. He completed his final 18 passes as Dallas ran out 31-21 winners in Washington. Ezekiel Elliott played a nice role in rushing for 111 yards and one touchdown, but he doesn't have to be /everything/ to this offense, at least not through two weeks.
Buffalo Bills...The Bills are one of this young season's pleasant surprises at 2-0. They already had a very good defense heading into 2019 and that side of the ball has shown up in back-to-back Big Apple wins over the Jets and Giants. But the offense - which underwent a major overhaul in the offseason - has also held up its end of the bargain. It's not been perfect but Josh Allen is throwing for an additional 80 yards per game and points per game is up from 16.8 in 2018 to 22.5 in 2019. While the additions of Frank Gore, John Brown and Cole Beasley may not be that exciting at first glance, all are producing regularly and the Bills look capable of mounting a wild card challenge.
Kirk Cousins...The knock on Cousins has long been that he cannot win the truly big games. He himself suggested in the offseason that he was a ".500 quarterback" until he can prove otherwise. Cousins' record as a starter is actually a little below that at 35-38-2 and he has not stood up big when the lights have been at their brightest. A big early season road game at Lambeau Field saw Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings come up short 21-16 to the Green Bay Packers. Cousins was up and down all day but was at his most disappointing on a first and goal at the Green Bay eight-yard line. After fighting back into contention and hanging around, the Vikings had a chance to take the game. But on first down, Cousins threw an ill-advised pass into double (and possibly triple) coverage. Kevin King made the leaping interception to all but end the game. Kirk has to be better in those situations. That is, after all, why the Vikings brought him on board.
The officials...The standard across the weekend was pretty sub-par (see the roughing the passer call on Denver's Bradley Chubb that set the Chicago Bears up for a late win against the Broncos, as well as the pass interference ruling against Dalvin Cook that wiped out a Stefon Diggs touchdown for Minnesota). But the absolute taking of the biscuit was in Los Angeles, where Sean Payton's Saints were stiffed once again by the men in stripes. In a low-scoring affair and with Drew Brees out injured, every touchdown would have been precious for the Saints and Cameron Jordan should have been allowed to run to the end zone without Walt Anderson's premature whistle after Jared Goff's fumble. Just let them play it out and overturn on replay, not stop them quickly and then realise you have made a massive mistake via replay that cannot be undone. Payton must be furious on this Monday and rightly so.
Miami Dolphins...The woeful and laughable Dolphins will be on this list every week. Here is how their drives ended on Sunday night at home to the Patriots... punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, interception, punt, punt, interception (for TD), interception (for TD), turnover on downs, turnover on downs, interception. Through two games, the embarrassing Dolphins have shipped 102 points - that's tied for the most in the Super Bowl era with the 1973 Saints. This is shaping up to be an historically bad year in Miami and they've not even gone on the road yet. Things might actually get worse!
The Fast Five
Fact of the Week
Finish That Sentence
I asked readers - via Twitter - to randomly send me the start of a sentence and, as we do on our NFL UK Live stage show tours, I will finish the sentence with the first thought that comes into my head. Here we go...
I may be biased but I think cancer survivors rock! So Tennessee Titans offensive lineman David Quessenberry is the overwhelming hero of Week 2, in my opinion. The former Houston Texan battled cancer for three and a half years and once he overcame lymphoma and a mass in his lungs, he spent the 2018 season on Tennessee's practice squad. Last night, he was active and he sneaked through the line on a tackle-eligible play to catch a one-yard touchdown pass from Marcus Mariota. The Titans may have still lost the game, but Quessenberry is a winner in every sense of the word.