That Helps No One Week 2: Not enough Cooks

On any given NFL weekend, many different players score touchdowns. Most of them are your standard fantasy football superstars, owned in every league. Or at least the sleepers jamokes like us have been hyping all week (cough, Steve Johnson, cough, again, cough). But others come out of nowhere to vulture touchdowns or beat a third-string cornerback repeatedly for a career-day. In fantasy, these are our That Helps No One champions. The players whose success leads to the imminent demise of countless fantasy teams. All season long, we'll be tracking and crowning a That Helps No One winner each week on NFL Fantasy LIVE. Below are the top candidates for Week 2.

It feels weird living in a world where DHB is actually making plays in a downfield passing game. That will end in a few weeks once Martavis Bryant returns to the lineup for the Steelers.

Fasano somehow sees fit to find his way into the end zone each and every year. This time, he did it filling in for the injured Delanie Walker. Sad thing is, Matt Franciscovich said someone actually started Fasano in one of his leagues!

Yes, Alshon Jeffery was out, but this touchdown stung for all of those expecting Martellus Bennett to become a target hog. Especially those of us who used the Black Unicorn in a healthy amount of our DFS lineups. Doh.

The emotional roller coaster we went on when we saw a J. Brown score ... only to realize that that it was JARON Brown, and not John Brown. Sigh.

Adrian Peterson fumbles at the goal line, so Norv Turner lets Zach Line plunge it in on the next snap. There are no words.

Same goes for New Orleans, where Mark Ingram had a chance for a real nice day ... until Sean Payton went all fantasy nihilist on us and had Austin Johnson score on the goal line.

Many had high hopes for the Saints passing attack in Week 2, facing a Buccaneers' defense that was shredded by Marcus Mariota a week earlier. However, no one expected Willie Snead, an undrafted rookie out of Ball State, to be the leading fantasy receiver for the Saints. With a whopping 8.40 fantasy points.

So who do you think should take home the Week 2 #ThatHelpsNoOne crown? Weigh in on Twitter with #ThatHelpsNoOne and be sure to tune in to NFL Fantasy LIVE  today at 5 p.m. ET on NFL Network) to see who is crowned the Week 2 winner!

-- Follow Alex on Twitter @AlexGelhar.

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