"Hot babes in college," Newman said, per The Star Tribune. "You might get eye contact, maybe a smile and then never hear from her again, right? So I'm chasing this hot babe known as the Lombardi Trophy. I got a couple looks at one point in time, distant glances. No smiles yet. I'm trying to get up close and personal to that babe. That's it. I gotta end it on that."
Same goes for Minnesota's eternally star-crossed fan base.