It would go something like this:
"We got handled" and "whipped in every facet" during a "totally uncharacteristic" game against a "more physical" and "more aggressive" Ravens team that was "more technically sound" in a fashion that was "totally embarrassing."
La Canfora: Week 9's monster slate
It is still difficult to know what we should expect from this team, based both on where they've been and where they're headed. Of every team in the NFL, you could make a strong case that Pittsburgh's second half to the season might be as interesting as any.
All at once, it would prove their Week 1 struggles as an aberration to an otherwise sound start while shifting the attention to a slate of games on the horizon that suddenly look much more difficult than initially expected.