We've got a six pack of Week 9 monster matchups for a gaggle of teams whose playoff aspirations have already been relegated to the wild-card slots:
Somewhere between Thanksgiving and New Year's, the significance of these games will be better realized. But now that we're in November, there's no time like the present to try and make some sense of things:
In the AFC ...
If the Jags win and Colts lose, Jacksonville would move to 3-5 and be in first place in the AFC South, along with the Texans (who have a bye this week). The Jets would fall to 4-4, which would drop them into a tie with the winner of the Miami-Buffalo game -- the loser of which will become a playoff long shot. Why? Because whoever loses the Raiders-Steelers bout will still be ahead of that 3-5 team.
Then again ...
At 5-3, the Raiders would take over the fifth seed no matter what the Jets do, thanks to last week's head-to-head win in Oakland. By the by, if the Colts were to beat Denver, the Raiders would be two games back in the AFC West race. At that point, would it be wholly unreasonable to think they could catch the Broncos? (Probably ... but still something to think about.)
Pittsburgh will be in real trouble. At 4-5, the Steelers would have to be three games better than Oakland over the remainder of the season to get past the team that hypothetically beat them in Week 9. With no head-to-head with the Jets, the Steelers would still need a minimum of two more wins than New York gets the rest of the way. By the by, the Chiefs have won two straight and are lurking at 3-5 with a head-to-head win over Pittsburgh.
In the NFC ...
Then again ...
The Giants can hold onto first place even with a loss this week, so long as Washington (in Foxborough) and Philly (in Dallas) both lose. If the latter result comes to pass, the Cowboys would be 3-5 with a good shot at the division crown pending the healthy return of Tony Romo sooner rather than later. No matter what, though, it appears second place in the 2015 East gets you nothing more than a set of steak knives.
Of course ...
If the Vikes beat St. Louis, they'll be 6-2. Meanwhile, the Packers will either be 7-1 or 6-2 by the end of their visit to Charlotte this weekend. Don't put it past Mike Zimmer's gang to win the North, which of course would drop the Pack into the wild-card chase. Bad news for them, but worse for the other would-be wild-card contenders.
That's because ...
Neither Minnesota (with a win vs. STL) nor Green Bay (even assuming a loss to Carolina) is likely to slide outside the NFC's top six, which would leave just one wild-card slot available. The Falcons appear to be in good shape.
Atlanta loses to Blaine Gabbert. Laugh it up, but the Falcons have been pretty lousy the last month and are banged up as they make the cross-country trip to San Francisco. If they were to drop this one, Dan Quinn's gang could be only a game up on the Saints, who own a head-to-head win. Even with a "W," the Falcons would be just a half-game ahead of the Vikes (assuming MIN wins).
And we'd be remiss if we didn't mention ...
The reigning two-time NFC champion Seahawks, who sit an uneasy 4-4 while on their bye in Week 9. By the time they get back, the 'Hawks could be two games back of the second wild card and behind as many as three other teams on the outside of the playoff picture.
So yeah, Week 9 means a lot. Let's get to the forecast.
WARNING: Do NOT continue reading if you don't want to know the final scores of the Week 9 games.
(1-0 this week, 12-2 last week, 74-45 on the season)
R. Tannehill: 2 INTs
T. Taylor: 2 TDs pass, TD rush
D. Adams: 50-yd TD rec
T. Ginn: 25-yd TD rec
T. Gurley: 110 yds, TD
A. Peterson: 95 yds, TD
P. Garcon: 80 yds, TD
R. Gronkowski: 100 yds, TD
D. Green-Beckham: 140 yds, 2 TDs
B. Cooks: 120 yds, 2 TDs
J. Cyprien: 20-yd INT TD
C. Ivory: 120 yds, TD
A. Cooper: 130 yds, TD
A. Brown: 135 yds, 2 TDs
J. Jones: 150 yds, TD
B. Gabbert: 2 TDs, 2 INTs
O. Beckham: 2 TDs
M. Evans: 2 TDs
V. Davis: 15-yd TD rec
D. Allen: 75 yds, 2 TDs
D. Murray: 90 yds, TD
DAL D: 6 sacks
A. Jeffery: 100 yds, TD
D. Woodhead: 120 yds/scrimmage, 2 TDs
Enjoy Week 9! I hope your team wins (unless they're playing my team).